MD

Morris Dovey

20/02/2009 6:53 AM

Wood dust causes brain damage!


To discover if you have been affected, sit in a comfortable chair, raise
your right foot and make clockwise circles with it.

While making clockwise circles in the air with your right foot, draw a
large number '6' in the air in front of you with your right hand.

If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been
affected.

The condition is irreversible.

--
Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/


This topic has 17 replies

BB

Bored Borg

in reply to Morris Dovey on 20/02/2009 6:53 AM

20/02/2009 6:31 PM

which way is clockwise?

Uu

"Upscale"

in reply to Morris Dovey on 20/02/2009 6:53 AM

20/02/2009 8:20 AM


"Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been
> affected.

Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust brain damage
would account for this particular test. :)

MD

Morris Dovey

in reply to Morris Dovey on 20/02/2009 6:53 AM

20/02/2009 7:20 AM


Not really.

It's a design defect in the motor control circuit.

(Which is not to say that wood dust can't hurt you!)

--
Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/

MD

Morris Dovey

in reply to Morris Dovey on 20/02/2009 6:53 AM

20/02/2009 7:29 AM

Upscale wrote:
> "Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been
>> affected.
>
> Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust brain damage
> would account for this particular test. :)

Worse - it's terminal. The mortality rate is expected to reach 100%.
Other symptoms are degradation of vision, forgetfulness, increasing
stiffness of the joints, and increasing impatience with stupidity.

;)

--
Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/

RC

Robatoy

in reply to Morris Dovey on 20/02/2009 6:53 AM

20/02/2009 6:46 AM

On Feb 20, 7:53=A0am, Morris Dovey <[email protected]> wrote:
> To discover if you have been affected, sit in a comfortable chair, raise
> your right foot and make clockwise circles with it.
>
> While making clockwise circles in the air with your right foot, draw a
> large number '6' in the air in front of you with your right hand.
>
> If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been
> affected.
>
> The condition is irreversible.
>
> --
> Morris Dovey
> DeSoto Solar
> DeSoto, Iowa USAhttp://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/

A friend of mine insists that exactly the opposite occurs.
Mind you, he lives in Australia.

jj

jo4hn

in reply to Morris Dovey on 20/02/2009 6:53 AM

20/02/2009 12:34 PM

Morris Dovey wrote:
> Upscale wrote:
>> "Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been
>>> affected.
>>
>> Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust brain
>> damage
>> would account for this particular test. :)
>
> Worse - it's terminal. The mortality rate is expected to reach 100%.
> Other symptoms are degradation of vision, forgetfulness, increasing
> stiffness of the joints, and increasing impatience with stupidity.
>
> ;)
>
There was something else that I used to enjoy. Seems like it involved
getting a bit frisky with the missus. And then we got all ... involved?
somehow. And then... but I forget. Dang.

gloom,
jo4hn

RC

Robatoy

in reply to Morris Dovey on 20/02/2009 6:53 AM

20/02/2009 9:51 AM

On Feb 20, 12:34=A0pm, -MIKE- <[email protected]> wrote:

>
> I can do it, so I'm not effected.
> But I'm a drummer,

I can do it too, but I'm not the regular drummer.

BA

B A R R Y

in reply to Morris Dovey on 20/02/2009 6:53 AM

20/02/2009 3:25 PM

-MIKE- wrote:
> Robatoy wrote:
>> -MIKE- wrote:
>>
>>> I can do it, so I'm not effected.
>>> But I'm a drummer,
>>
>> I can do it too, but I'm not the regular drummer.
>
> "You can't really dust for vomit."
>


Stumpy Pete, is that you?

Di

"Dave in Houston"

in reply to Morris Dovey on 20/02/2009 6:53 AM

20/02/2009 7:29 AM


"Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> To discover if you have been affected, sit in a comfortable chair, raise
> your right foot and make clockwise circles with it.
>
> While making clockwise circles in the air with your right foot, draw a
> large number '6' in the air in front of you with your right hand.
>
> If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been
> affected.
>
> The condition is irreversible.

It actually affects the optic nerve, right where the it meets behind the
eyes, and usually in the form of an Arterial Venous Malformation, a knotted
mass of blood vessels. I had to have mine removed surgically [in 2004].

Dave in Houston

FA

"Frank Arthur"

in reply to Morris Dovey on 20/02/2009 6:53 AM

21/02/2009 11:43 AM


"Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have
>> been
>> affected.
>
> Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust
> brain damage
> would account for this particular test. :)
>
>

It isn't Morris alone. The first time in your life you picked up a
piece of sandpaper you are on your way to brain loss.
I know because I have done tons of sanding in my lifetime.
I know because I have done tons of sanding in my lifetime.
I think I said that already!

Jn

"Joe"

in reply to Morris Dovey on 20/02/2009 6:53 AM

20/02/2009 1:48 PM



>>
>> Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust brain
>> damage
>> would account for this particular test. :)
>
> Worse - it's terminal. The mortality rate is expected to reach 100%. Other
> symptoms are degradation of vision, forgetfulness, increasing stiffness of
> the joints, and increasing impatience with stupidity.
>
> ;)
>
> --
> Morris Dovey
> DeSoto Solar
> DeSoto, Iowa USA
> http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/

I forget, what was the test again? I can't seem to see the original post
and my fingers are too stiff to google it. Or is that a stupid question?

jc

RC

Robatoy

in reply to Morris Dovey on 20/02/2009 6:53 AM

20/02/2009 11:20 AM

On Feb 20, 1:31=A0pm, Bored Borg <[email protected]>
wrote:
> which way is clockwise?

Which hemisphere are you in?

Ut

"Ulysses"

in reply to Morris Dovey on 20/02/2009 6:53 AM

20/02/2009 8:12 AM


"Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Upscale wrote:
> > "Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >> If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have
been
> >> affected.
> >
> > Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust brain
damage
> > would account for this particular test. :)
>
> Worse - it's terminal. The mortality rate is expected to reach 100%.
> Other symptoms are degradation of vision, forgetfulness, increasing
> stiffness of the joints, and increasing impatience with stupidity.

Looks like I'm a goner.

>
> ;)
>
> --
> Morris Dovey
> DeSoto Solar
> DeSoto, Iowa USA
> http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/

Mm

-MIKE-

in reply to Morris Dovey on 20/02/2009 6:53 AM

20/02/2009 11:34 AM

> To discover if you have been affected, sit in a comfortable chair, raise
> your right foot and make clockwise circles with it.
>
> While making clockwise circles in the air with your right foot, draw a
> large number '6' in the air in front of you with your right hand.
>
> If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been
> affected.
>
> The condition is irreversible.
>

I can do it, so I'm not effected.
But I'm a drummer, so maybe I need another test.
Or maybe that is the proof.


--

-MIKE-

"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
--Elvin Jones (1927-2004)
--
http://mikedrums.com
[email protected]
---remove "DOT" ^^^^ to reply

Mm

-MIKE-

in reply to Morris Dovey on 20/02/2009 6:53 AM

20/02/2009 11:56 AM

Robatoy wrote:
> -MIKE- wrote:
>
>> I can do it, so I'm not effected.
>> But I'm a drummer,
>
> I can do it too, but I'm not the regular drummer.

"You can't really dust for vomit."


--

-MIKE-

"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
--Elvin Jones (1927-2004)
--
http://mikedrums.com
[email protected]
---remove "DOT" ^^^^ to reply

Ob

Odinn

in reply to Morris Dovey on 20/02/2009 6:53 AM

22/02/2009 12:17 PM

On 2/20/2009 7:53 AM Morris Dovey mumbled something about the following:
>
>
>
> To discover if you have been affected, sit in a comfortable chair, raise
> your right foot and make clockwise circles with it.
>
> While making clockwise circles in the air with your right foot, draw a
> large number '6' in the air in front of you with your right hand.
>
> If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been
> affected.
>
> The condition is irreversible.
>

Wow, I'm not affected. Guess I need to go make more dust.

--
Odinn
RCOS #7 SENS BS #154

Wc

"WW"

in reply to Morris Dovey on 20/02/2009 6:53 AM

22/02/2009 8:00 PM


"Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Upscale wrote:
>> "Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been
>>> affected.
>>
>> Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust brain
>> damage
>> would account for this particular test. :)
>
> Worse - it's terminal. The mortality rate is expected to reach 100%. Other
> symptoms are degradation of vision, forgetfulness, increasing stiffness of
> the joints, and increasing impatience with stupidity.
>
> ;)
>
> --
> Morris Dovey
> DeSoto Solar
> DeSoto, Iowa USA
> http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/

I have all those problems. Allways wondered what caused it. WW


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