Enjoy
Lew
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This blond decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.
She decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
paint
a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down
to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
paint.
He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in
a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at
the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is okay.
She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to
him that not all
blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it, by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.
She replied that she was reading the directions on the paint can and
it said...,
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You'll love this...,
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Yep... I know you will...,
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*'FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS'
Lew Hodgett wrote:
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
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> This blond decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
> blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.
>
> She decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
>
> While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
> paint
> a couple of rooms in the house.
>
> The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down
> to the task at hand.
>
> Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
> paint.
>
> He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in
> a pool of sweat.
>
> He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at
> the same time.
<snip> Sorry, I saw that one coming. But the next day she wanted to
know how long it would take to get from Las Angeles to New York. So she
called the airline, and asked her question. The receptionist told her,
just a minute, and she said thank you and hung up.
Bill wrote:
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> Lew Hodgett wrote:
>> Enjoy
>>
>> Lew
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>> This blond decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
>> blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.
>>
>> She decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
>>
>> While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
>> paint
>> a couple of rooms in the house.
>>
>> The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down
>> to the task at hand.
>>
>> Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
>> paint.
>>
>> He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in
>> a pool of sweat.
>>
>> He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at
>> the same time.
>
> <snip> Sorry, I saw that one coming. But the next day she wanted to know
> how long it would take to get from Las Angeles to New York. So she
> called the airline, and asked her question. The receptionist told her,
> just a minute, and she said thank you and hung up.
BTW. Yes, I know the city is spelled "Los Angeles", but that's the way I
heard it..