I heard she was laid off and looking for any part time work could find.
Knocked on fella's front door and asked about any household chores,
light yard work, whatever...
"Well, I was going to paint the porch. Can you do that?"
"Well, of course, I can."
"Ok, there's the can of orange paint and the brushes. If you need
anything, knock on the door, the wife and I are working in the back but
there's a bell out there, too so can hear."
Some time later, the bell rings and he goes to the door. "Done already?"
"Oh year, but...
....
That was no Porsche, it was a Lexus!"
--
On Jul 9, 8:44=A0am, dpb <[email protected]> wrote:
> I heard she was laid off and looking for any part time work could find.
> =A0 Knocked on fella's front door and asked about any household chores,
> light yard work, whatever...
>
> "Well, I was going to paint the porch. Can you do that?"
>
> "Well, of course, I can."
>
> "Ok, there's the can of orange paint and the brushes. =A0If you need
> anything, knock on the door, the wife and I are working in the back but
> there's a bell out there, too so can hear."
>
> Some time later, the bell rings and he goes to the door. =A0"Done already=
?"
>
> "Oh year, but...
>
> ....
>
> That was no Porsche, it was a Lexus!"
>
> --
Walking along the street, side-by-each (Quebecism) a brunette and a
blonde were having a talk about what kind of surprises they liked from
their husbands.
Blonde: "I love it when he brings me flowers."
Brunette: "When my husband brings me flowers, he expects me to lie
there with my legs up in the air all night."
Blonde: "Why don't you just get a vase?"