Little Johnny! (Bless the little bugger).
"Right class, today's assignment is to spell and use the word 'DOUGH' in a
sentence."
"Jane, you go first..."
"Dough, D O U G H... Italians make pizza with dough."
"Very good, Jane. now let's hear from Mary."
"Dough, D O U G H... My brother makes things with play dough."
"Yes, Johnny, do you have something constructive to add?"
"My mum says my dad doesn't make enough dough, and he's
bloody hopeless in bed, so she uses a dill dough!"
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On Tue, 28 Feb 2012 18:41:20 -0600, Swingman <[email protected]> wrote:
>Twayne's wife walked into the den one evening while he was flipping the
>TV back and forth between a fishing show and an x-rated movie. After
>watching for a few minutes, she said "You should just watch the x-rated
>movie, you already know how to fish".
Excellent! That one made me laugh.
(Twayne has a wife?????)
Swingman <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> Twayne's wife walked into the den one evening while he was flipping the
> TV back and forth between a fishing show and an x-rated movie. After
> watching for a few minutes, she said "You should just watch the x-rated
> movie, you already know how to fish".
LMFAO!!!!!
On 2/28/2012 5:51 PM, Dave wrote:
> On Tue, 28 Feb 2012 23:16:35 +0000 (GMT), Stuart
>> Another one for Twayne
>> Darwin awards (Hope Twayne likes it)
>> O/T: Dogs vs Wife (Just for Twayne)
>> Tips on life (Twayne need not read)
>
> Hell, I'm bettin' that Twayne has never been this popular.
Twayne's wife walked into the den one evening while he was flipping the
TV back and forth between a fishing show and an x-rated movie. After
watching for a few minutes, she said "You should just watch the x-rated
movie, you already know how to fish".
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In article <[email protected]>,
Dave <[email protected]> wrote:
>On Tue, 28 Feb 2012 18:41:20 -0600, Swingman <[email protected]> wrote:
>>Twayne's wife walked into the den one evening while he was flipping the
>>TV back and forth between a fishing show and an x-rated movie. After
>>watching for a few minutes, she said "You should just watch the x-rated
>>movie, you already know how to fish".
>
>Excellent! That one made me laugh.
>
>(Twayne has a wife?????)
I think the operative word is 'had'.
I heard something about 'nevermore the Twayne shall meet'.
On Tue, 28 Feb 2012 18:41:20 -0600, Swingman <[email protected]> wrote:
>On 2/28/2012 5:51 PM, Dave wrote:
>> On Tue, 28 Feb 2012 23:16:35 +0000 (GMT), Stuart
>>> Another one for Twayne
>>> Darwin awards (Hope Twayne likes it)
>>> O/T: Dogs vs Wife (Just for Twayne)
>>> Tips on life (Twayne need not read)
>>
>> Hell, I'm bettin' that Twayne has never been this popular.
>
>Twayne's wife walked into the den one evening while he was flipping the
>TV back and forth between a fishing show and an x-rated movie. After
>watching for a few minutes, she said "You should just watch the x-rated
>movie, you already know how to fish".
...he shoots, HE SCORES!
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...in order that a man may be happy, it is
necessary that he should not only be capable
of his work, but a good judge of his work.
-- John Ruskin