[email protected] writes:
...
> I know lots of men, LOTS of men,
>who are completely baffled trying to figure out which end of a hammer to
>use to open a can of paint, or how to drive a nail with a tubafore.
Which end of the hammer *does* one use to open a can of paint?
Everyone knows you drive a nail with a shoe, preferably a high-heeled
shoe. Those 4-inch spikes from the sixties would be the preferred model
unless there are some 5-inch spikes around. One must consider the skill
involved in hitting the nail head square on with that tiny spike (while
using the flexible shoe body as the handle!). And some guys don't think
women are skilled in wood-working!
Glenna
Glenna Rose wrote:
>> I know lots of men, LOTS of men,
>>who are completely baffled trying to figure out which end of a hammer to
>>use to open a can of paint, or how to drive a nail with a tubafore.
>
> Which end of the hammer *does* one use to open a can of paint?
The correct side. Duh.
> Everyone knows you drive a nail with a shoe, preferably a high-heeled
> shoe. Those 4-inch spikes from the sixties would be the preferred model
> unless there are some 5-inch spikes around. One must consider the skill
> involved in hitting the nail head square on with that tiny spike (while
> using the flexible shoe body as the handle!). And some guys don't think
> women are skilled in wood-working!
You go girl!
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On Sun, 30 Jan 2005 09:56:04 -0800, [email protected] (Glenna Rose)
wrote:
>Which end of the hammer *does* one use to open a can of paint?
Personally I use a flathead screwdriver.
>Everyone knows you drive a nail with a shoe, preferably a high-heeled
>shoe. Those 4-inch spikes from the sixties would be the preferred model
>unless there are some 5-inch spikes around. One must consider the skill
>involved in hitting the nail head square on with that tiny spike (while
>using the flexible shoe body as the handle!). And some guys don't think
>women are skilled in wood-working!
You know, I have ruined more pairs of spiked heels doing that. :)
On Sun, 30 Jan 2005 09:56:04 -0800, Glenna Rose wrote:
> [email protected] writes: ...
>> I know lots of men, LOTS of men,
>>who are completely baffled trying to figure out which end of a hammer to
>>use to open a can of paint, or how to drive a nail with a tubafore.
>
> Which end of the hammer *does* one use to open a can of paint?
It's a trick question. You use the head of the screw that's poking out of
the top of the handle. The screw that's taking up the slop where the wedge
should be.
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Joe Wells