Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their
days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town--and
into a
little shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior
citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a moron.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires.
So my wife called him a stupid insensitive shit head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes, and the more we verbally abused
him,
the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
> their days interesting.
> Just then our bus arrived.
So, the *real* answer is that you get to go around and shit disturb.
Sounds like a blast!
Lew Hodgett wrote:
> Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
> their
> days interesting.
>
> Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town--and
> into a
> little shop.
>
> We . . n ly was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
Nice one!
> We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior
> citizen a break?'
>
> He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
>
> I called him a moron.
>
> He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
> tires.
>
> So my wife called him a stupid insensitive shit head.
>
> He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
> first.
>
> Then he started writing a third ticket!
>
> This went on for about 20 minutes, and the more we verbally abused
> him,
> the more tickets he wrote.
>
> Just then our bus arrived.
>
> We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
>
> It's important at our age.
"Ed Pawlowski" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Dave in Houston" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>
>> I hope the car had a Bush/Cheney or McLain/Palin bumper sticker on it!
>
> They've been gone for months. Sad that you can keep that much hatred.
Gone, but not forgotten.
The remark goes to the way I first heard Lew's joke.
Dave in Houston
"Dave in Houston" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> I hope the car had a Bush/Cheney or McLain/Palin bumper sticker on it!
They've been gone for months. Sad that you can keep that much hatred.
Larry Jaques <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> writes:
>On Sun, 23 Aug 2009 01:11:43 -0400, the infamous "Upscale"
><[email protected]> scrawled the following:
>
>>
>>"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
>>> their days interesting.
>> > Just then our bus arrived.
>>
>>So, the *real* answer is that you get to go around and shit disturb.
>>
>>Sounds like a blast!
Sounds like Diana Trent (an excellent Stephanie Cole) on the BBC1 series _Waiting for God_.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waiting_for_God_(TV_series)
scott
On Sun, 23 Aug 2009 04:08:15 GMT, the infamous "Lew Hodgett"
<[email protected]> scrawled the following:
>Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
>their
>days interesting.
>
>Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town--and
>into a
>little shop.
>
>We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
>
>When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
>
>We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior
>citizen a break?'
>
>He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
>
>I called him a moron.
>
>He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
>tires.
>
>So my wife called him a stupid insensitive shit head.
>
>He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
>first.
>
>Then he started writing a third ticket!
>
>This went on for about 20 minutes, and the more we verbally abused
>him,
>the more tickets he wrote.
>
>Just then our bus arrived.
>
>We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
>
>It's important at our age.
Saaaay, aren't you that guy they banned from WalMarts?
--
"Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free
than Christianity has made them good." --H. L. Mencken
---
Dave in Houston wrote:
> "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
>> their days interesting.
>>
>> Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town--and into
>> a little shop.
>>
>> We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
>> When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
>> We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior
>> citizen a break?'
>> He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
>> I called him a moron.
>> He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
>> tires. So my wife called him a stupid insensitive shit head.
>> He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
>> first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
>> This went on for about 20 minutes, and the more we verbally abused
>> him, the more tickets he wrote.
>> Just then our bus arrived.
>> We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
>> It's important at our age.
>
>
> I hope the car had a Bush/Cheney or McLain/Palin bumper sticker on it!
>
Probably did.
Which speaks volumes about the attitude of the "progressives."
"Dave in Houston" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
>> days interesting.
>>
>> Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town--and into
>> a little shop.
>>
>> We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
>> When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
>> We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior
>> citizen a break?'
>> He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
>> I called him a moron.
>> He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
>> So my wife called him a stupid insensitive shit head.
>> He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
>> first.
>> Then he started writing a third ticket!
>> This went on for about 20 minutes, and the more we verbally abused him,
>> the more tickets he wrote.
>> Just then our bus arrived.
>> We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
>> It's important at our age.
>
>
> I hope the car had a Bush/Cheney or McLain/Palin bumper sticker on it!
>
> Dave in Houston
> This is the way this story was sent to me several weeks ago...
W orking people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went
into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a
cop writing out a parking ticket...
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior
citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi
turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
worn tires.
So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care... We came into town by bus and the car had
an Obama sticker. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're
retired. It's important at our age.
In article <[email protected]>, "Dave in
Houston" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Ed Pawlowski" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >
> > "Dave in Houston" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >>
> >> I hope the car had a Bush/Cheney or McLain/Palin bumper sticker on it!
> >
> > They've been gone for months. Sad that you can keep that much hatred.
>
> Gone, but not forgotten.
> The remark goes to the way I first heard Lew's joke.
>
> Dave in Houston
When did they form the Shirley/Sarah ticket?
--- Joe
On Sun, 23 Aug 2009 01:11:43 -0400, the infamous "Upscale"
<[email protected]> scrawled the following:
>
>"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
>> their days interesting.
> > Just then our bus arrived.
>
>So, the *real* answer is that you get to go around and shit disturb.
>
>Sounds like a blast!
Luckily it's only a joke. That kind of action would get a person some
seriously nasty karma points. And if the owner caught them, a quick
death.
--
"Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free
than Christianity has made them good." --H. L. Mencken
---
Lew Hodgett wrote:
> Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
> their
> days interesting.
>
> Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town--and
> into a
> little shop.
>
> We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
>
> When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
>
> We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior
> citizen a break?'
>
> He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
>
> I called him a moron.
>
> He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
> tires.
>
> So my wife called him a stupid insensitive shit head.
>
> He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
> first.
>
> Then he started writing a third ticket!
>
> This went on for about 20 minutes, and the more we verbally abused
> him,
> the more tickets he wrote.
>
> Just then our bus arrived.
>
> We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
>
> It's important at our age.
Thanks. I copied this to a group involve in law enforcement.
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
> days interesting.
>
> Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town--and into
> a little shop.
>
> We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
> When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
> We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior
> citizen a break?'
> He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
> I called him a moron.
> He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
> So my wife called him a stupid insensitive shit head.
> He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
> Then he started writing a third ticket!
> This went on for about 20 minutes, and the more we verbally abused him,
> the more tickets he wrote.
> Just then our bus arrived.
> We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
> It's important at our age.
I hope the car had a Bush/Cheney or McLain/Palin bumper sticker on it!
Dave in Houston
John and Helen met while on vacation, and John fell head over heels in love
with her. And, after a couple of weeks in which John took Helen out to
various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc., he was convinced that it
was true love.
So.....on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to
dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.
"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," John said to his
new-found lady friend... "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's going
to be a problem, you'd better say so now!"
Helen took a deep breath and responded: "Since we're being honest
with each other, here goes ..... you need to know that I'm a hooker." "I
see," John replied. "That's a problem, for sure." He spent some time looking
down at the table, deep in thought.
Then he said, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your
wrists straight when you tee off."