While pouring the much needed remains of the pot of coffee, I glanced up at
the microwave to see what time it was. "NOW," it proclaimed. Thanks a bunch.
"COOLING", it went on to say. Over and over. I was still giggling to myself
about this new fangled technology when it sunk in that "NOW COOLING" meant
I'll have blueberry muffins shortly. Should've taken the time to brew a
second pot of coffee. One isn't doing the job today.
On Jan 5, 2:06=A0pm, RicodJour <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> Well, that does happen to be my breakfast most of the time, so it does
> qualify as a meal. =A0;)
>
Right there with you, buddy. I can only eat breakfast after about
10:00 am.
Robert
On Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:33:27 -0600, Leon wrote:
> "MikeWhy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> While pouring the much needed remains of the pot of coffee, I glanced
>> up at the microwave to see what time it was. "NOW," it proclaimed.
>> Thanks a bunch. "COOLING", it went on to say. Over and over. I was
>> still giggling to myself about this new fangled technology when it sunk
>> in that "NOW COOLING" meant I'll have blueberry muffins shortly.
>> Should've taken the time to brew a second pot of coffee. One isn't
>> doing the job today.
>>
>>
>>
> Our microwave says " Enjoy Your Meal" after I reheat a cup of coffee.
> ;~)
I chuckle about our PT cruiser display. I says "door ajar" when I open
the door and "doors ajar" when my wife does also. A car that cares about
the difference between singular and plural!
--
It's turtles, all the way down
On Jan 5, 3:06=A0pm, RicodJour <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Jan 5, 2:33=A0pm, "Leon" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > "MikeWhy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> >news:[email protected]...
>
> > > While pouring the much needed remains of the pot of coffee, I glanced=
up
> > > at the microwave to see what time it was. "NOW," it proclaimed. Thank=
s a
> > > bunch. "COOLING", it went on to say. Over and over. I was still giggl=
ing
> > > to myself about this new fangled technology when it sunk in that "NOW
> > > COOLING" meant I'll have blueberry muffins shortly. Should've taken t=
he
> > > time to brew a second pot of coffee. One isn't doing the job today.
>
> > Our microwave says " Enjoy Your Meal" =A0 after I reheat a cup of coffe=
e. =A0;~)
>
> Well, that does happen to be my breakfast most of the time, so it does
> qualify as a meal. =A0;)
>
> R
I had a client come in and have me make a sign for his bar:
"Beer, it is not just for breakfast anymore."
On Jan 5, 12:38 pm, "MikeWhy" <[email protected]> wrote:
> While pouring the much needed remains of the pot of coffee, I glanced up at
> the microwave to see what time it was. "NOW," it proclaimed. Thanks a bunch.
> "COOLING", it went on to say. Over and over. I was still giggling to myself
> about this new fangled technology when it sunk in that "NOW COOLING" meant
> I'll have blueberry muffins shortly. Should've taken the time to brew a
> second pot of coffee. One isn't doing the job today.
Our dishwasher switches from counting down the time remaining to
flashing "HO" for a while in the middle of the cycle. I can't figure
out if it thinks it's Santa or doesn't like SWMBO.
"MikeWhy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> While pouring the much needed remains of the pot of coffee, I glanced up
> at the microwave to see what time it was. "NOW," it proclaimed. Thanks a
> bunch. "COOLING", it went on to say. Over and over. I was still giggling
> to myself about this new fangled technology when it sunk in that "NOW
> COOLING" meant I'll have blueberry muffins shortly. Should've taken the
> time to brew a second pot of coffee. One isn't doing the job today.
>
>
Our microwave says " Enjoy Your Meal" after I reheat a cup of coffee. ;~)
"Larry Blanchard" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:33:27 -0600, Leon wrote:
>
> I chuckle about our PT cruiser display. I says "door ajar" when I open
> the door and "doors ajar" when my wife does also. A car that cares about
> the difference between singular and plural!
Out vehicles say that also however I don't think the door is actually "a
jar."
On Jan 5, 2:33=A0pm, "Leon" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "MikeWhy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> news:[email protected]...
>
> > While pouring the much needed remains of the pot of coffee, I glanced u=
p
> > at the microwave to see what time it was. "NOW," it proclaimed. Thanks =
a
> > bunch. "COOLING", it went on to say. Over and over. I was still gigglin=
g
> > to myself about this new fangled technology when it sunk in that "NOW
> > COOLING" meant I'll have blueberry muffins shortly. Should've taken the
> > time to brew a second pot of coffee. One isn't doing the job today.
>
> Our microwave says " Enjoy Your Meal" =A0 after I reheat a cup of coffee.=
=A0;~)
Well, that does happen to be my breakfast most of the time, so it does
qualify as a meal. ;)
R
On Jan 5, 3:27=A0pm, "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
wrote:
> On Jan 5, 2:06=A0pm, RicodJour <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>
> > Well, that does happen to be my breakfast most of the time, so it does
> > qualify as a meal. =A0;)
>
> Right there with you, buddy. =A0I can only eat breakfast after about
> 10:00 am.
>
> Robert
Angela likes to make me a solid meal on the weekends. During the week,
well, we're all too damn busy to eat a proper breakfast, green tea and
a banana and I'm good till mmm about 11-ish then it is next door to
John's and I eat.
BUT... on Saturdays?? "Here, hon, have this moose-ka-bab!. "It is
lean!" " Oh?? You don't like those pork-chops hanging off the end of
it??" "Let me crack you a couple of oh-s0-yummy Grolsch lagers" before
I feed you this bacon soup......"
.
.
.
.
...then I wake up and eat green stuff.
>> While pouring the much needed remains of the pot of coffee, I glanced up
>> at the microwave to see what time it was. "NOW," it proclaimed. Thanks a
>> bunch. "COOLING", it went on to say. Over and over. I was still giggling
>> to myself about this new fangled technology when it sunk in that "NOW
>> COOLING" meant I'll have blueberry muffins shortly. Should've taken the
>> time to brew a second pot of coffee. One isn't doing the job today.
>>
>>
>
> Our microwave says " Enjoy Your Meal" after I reheat a cup of coffee. ;~)
>
Ours did that, too. Until I threw it out in the driveway and crushed it
under the truck.
I don't need some machine telling me what to do.
:-)
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-MIKE-
"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
--Elvin Jones (1927-2004)
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> "Larry Blanchard" <[email protected]> wrote in message=20
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> > On Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:33:27 -0600, Leon wrote:
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> >
> > I chuckle about our PT cruiser display. I says "door ajar" when I =
open
> > the door and "doors ajar" when my wife does also. A car that cares =
about
> > the difference between singular and plural!
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> Out vehicles say that also however I don't think the door is actually =
"a=20
> jar."
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Ectually, the only time a door is not a door is when it is "a jar". <G>
P D Q
"Leon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> "MikeWhy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> While pouring the much needed remains of the pot of coffee, I glanced up
>> at the microwave to see what time it was. "NOW," it proclaimed. Thanks a
>> bunch. "COOLING", it went on to say. Over and over. I was still giggling
>> to myself about this new fangled technology when it sunk in that "NOW
>> COOLING" meant I'll have blueberry muffins shortly. Should've taken the
>> time to brew a second pot of coffee. One isn't doing the job today.
>>
>>
>
> Our microwave says " Enjoy Your Meal" after I reheat a cup of coffee.
> ;~)
My wife doesn't even say that.