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"Leon"

01/07/2004 3:13 AM

The new router has arrived.

Well I picked up my new router. It is going to be hanging like a Bat under
the router table and is replacing the 16 year old Bosch. The Bosch gave
notice 2 weeks ago that it was time for a promotion and I have had to find a
replacement. ;~)

I got the router that can be compared to the Pontiac Aztec if one were to
pick a vehicle as a comparison. The owners manual is a bit discerning.
The first 2 pages went something like Norm and his safety intro. Page 3 was
a trouble shooting guide... Hummmm.. And then came the instructions. I
need a new dictionary to understand the lingo. Clockwise for up,
Anti-clockwise for down... Anti-clockwise? And then there is the "Spares
Listing". Every single part of the router is listed. I sure hope I don't
not need all those "Spares" If I do need something from the Spares Listing,
I have to contact a ..... "Stockist".

I'll report back after I get the router settled in at its new home and I
have had a chance to let it get acquainted with the old Bosch 1611 which
will be ever watchful over the newbie.


This topic has 15 replies

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"Leon"

in reply to "Leon" on 01/07/2004 3:13 AM

01/07/2004 1:58 PM


"J. Clarke" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...

> Nothing odd about the usage you're seeing, it's just the Queen's English
and
> not American English.

Oh, you can rest assured that it was indeed "ODD" as you put it, the
instructions were only in English. There were no extra pages with Spanish,
Italian, French, German, Russian, Chinese, Japanese, or Texan.

It was actually entertaining.

Bb

"Brian"

in reply to "Leon" on 01/07/2004 3:13 AM

01/07/2004 7:00 AM

I think it looks more like an early/mid 90s vintage mini-van than a Pontiac
Aztec. :) Enjoy the new beast.

Brian.


"Leon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Well I picked up my new router. It is going to be hanging like a Bat
under
> the router table and is replacing the 16 year old Bosch. The Bosch gave
> notice 2 weeks ago that it was time for a promotion and I have had to find
a
> replacement. ;~)
>
> I got the router that can be compared to the Pontiac Aztec if one were to
> pick a vehicle as a comparison. The owners manual is a bit discerning.
> The first 2 pages went something like Norm and his safety intro. Page 3
was
> a trouble shooting guide... Hummmm.. And then came the instructions. I
> need a new dictionary to understand the lingo. Clockwise for up,
> Anti-clockwise for down... Anti-clockwise? And then there is the "Spares
> Listing". Every single part of the router is listed. I sure hope I don't
> not need all those "Spares" If I do need something from the Spares
Listing,
> I have to contact a ..... "Stockist".
>
> I'll report back after I get the router settled in at its new home and I
> have had a chance to let it get acquainted with the old Bosch 1611 which
> will be ever watchful over the newbie.
>
>

Lr

"Leon"

in reply to "Leon" on 01/07/2004 3:13 AM

01/07/2004 1:54 PM

Yeah...

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"Leon"

in reply to "Leon" on 01/07/2004 3:13 AM

01/07/2004 2:17 PM


"Brian" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I think it looks more like an early/mid 90s vintage mini-van than a
Pontiac
> Aztec. :) Enjoy the new beast.
>
> Brian.

;~) LOL The one with the pointed front end?

I was trying to describe in terms of down right Weird Looking.

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"Leon"

in reply to "Leon" on 01/07/2004 3:13 AM

02/07/2004 5:14 PM

The Triton

pp

patriarch <[email protected]>

in reply to "Leon" on 01/07/2004 3:13 AM

03/07/2004 3:30 PM

B a r r y <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 01:24:06 GMT, "Groggy" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>
>>hee! A while ago I brought home a shiny new LN Low Angle block plane.
>>I swear I heard a hiss from the Satanley number 4 when I sat it on the
>>shelf next to it.
>>
>>Greg
>
>
> Is that why my planes are sometimes rearranged? The eBay Stanleys are
> fighting with the Veritas and LN planes? Are the LN's calling the
> eBay planes "trailer trash" or picking on them 'cause they're old?
> Are the specialized planes picking on the general purpose tools? What
> about the Americans vs. the Canadians and British?
>
> I don't even want to think about what the DJ-20 or the General 650 are
> saying to the shop made router table in the dark! I hope the 650
> dosen't suddenly refuse to speak English and secedes from the shop!
>
> Damn, I never thought of this! There could be all kinds of political
> problems in my shop!
>
> Barry

Heaven forbid all our 'world tools' start only responding in their 'home'
languages. With stuff coming from all over the world, how will we ever
learn all the 'special language' needed to induce them to work? ;-)

Patriarch,
who finds his LN planes very forgiving, except at the checkout counter...

JC

"J. Clarke"

in reply to "Leon" on 01/07/2004 3:13 AM

01/07/2004 7:10 AM

Leon wrote:

> Well I picked up my new router. It is going to be hanging like a Bat
> under
> the router table and is replacing the 16 year old Bosch. The Bosch gave
> notice 2 weeks ago that it was time for a promotion and I have had to find
> a
> replacement. ;~)
>
> I got the router that can be compared to the Pontiac Aztec if one were to
> pick a vehicle as a comparison. The owners manual is a bit discerning.
> The first 2 pages went something like Norm and his safety intro. Page 3
> was
> a trouble shooting guide... Hummmm.. And then came the instructions. I
> need a new dictionary to understand the lingo. Clockwise for up,
> Anti-clockwise for down... Anti-clockwise? And then there is the "Spares
> Listing". Every single part of the router is listed. I sure hope I don't
> not need all those "Spares" If I do need something from the Spares
> Listing, I have to contact a ..... "Stockist".

Nothing odd about the usage you're seeing, it's just the Queen's English and
not American English.

> I'll report back after I get the router settled in at its new home and I
> have had a chance to let it get acquainted with the old Bosch 1611 which
> will be ever watchful over the newbie.

--
--John
Reply to jclarke at ae tee tee global dot net
(was jclarke at eye bee em dot net)

Gg

"Groggy"

in reply to "Leon" on 01/07/2004 3:13 AM

03/07/2004 1:24 AM

"Leon" wrote in message ...
> While both layed side by side partially
> assembled and or disassembled I think I heard a little growl come from
one
> of them.

hee! A while ago I brought home a shiny new LN Low Angle block plane. I
swear I heard a hiss from the Satanley number 4 when I sat it on the shelf
next to it.

Greg

GM

"Greg Millen"

in reply to "Leon" on 01/07/2004 3:13 AM

01/07/2004 12:35 PM

"Leon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Well I picked up my new router. It is going to be hanging like a Bat
under
> the router table and is replacing the 16 year old Bosch. The Bosch gave
> notice 2 weeks ago that it was time for a promotion and I have had to find
a
> replacement. ;~)

Nice orange 'bat' you've got there Leon.


> I got the router that can be compared to the Pontiac Aztec if one were to
> pick a vehicle as a comparison. The owners manual is a bit discerning.
> The first 2 pages went something like Norm and his safety intro. Page 3
was
> a trouble shooting guide... Hummmm.. And then came the instructions. I
> need a new dictionary to understand the lingo. Clockwise for up,
> Anti-clockwise for down... Anti-clockwise? And then there is the "Spares
> Listing". Every single part of the router is listed. I sure hope I don't
> not need all those "Spares" If I do need something from the Spares
Listing,
> I have to contact a ..... "Stockist".

Divided by a common language once more I see. It does make sense to the
English speaking world though. With your permission, I'd like to forward
your comments to Triton, I can just about guarantee they'll do something
about it.


>
> I'll report back after I get the router settled in at its new home and I
> have had a chance to let it get acquainted with the old Bosch 1611 which
> will be ever watchful over the newbie.

The old Bosch is probably quite worried about the new kid in the flash suit
of armour.

JP

Jay Pique

in reply to "Leon" on 01/07/2004 3:13 AM

02/07/2004 1:02 PM

Maybe I missed it....what router did you get?

JP


On Thu, 01 Jul 2004 03:13:47 GMT, "Leon"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Well I picked up my new router. It is going to be hanging like a Bat under
>the router table and is replacing the 16 year old Bosch. The Bosch gave
>notice 2 weeks ago that it was time for a promotion and I have had to find a
>replacement. ;~)
>
>I got the router that can be compared to the Pontiac Aztec if one were to
>pick a vehicle as a comparison. The owners manual is a bit discerning.
>The first 2 pages went something like Norm and his safety intro. Page 3 was
>a trouble shooting guide... Hummmm.. And then came the instructions. I
>need a new dictionary to understand the lingo. Clockwise for up,
>Anti-clockwise for down... Anti-clockwise? And then there is the "Spares
>Listing". Every single part of the router is listed. I sure hope I don't
>not need all those "Spares" If I do need something from the Spares Listing,
>I have to contact a ..... "Stockist".
>
>I'll report back after I get the router settled in at its new home and I
>have had a chance to let it get acquainted with the old Bosch 1611 which
>will be ever watchful over the newbie.
>

JP

Jay Pique

in reply to "Leon" on 01/07/2004 3:13 AM

02/07/2004 4:34 PM

On Fri, 02 Jul 2004 17:14:15 GMT, "Leon"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>The Triton
>
Heh - I was just going to post that I bet it's the Triton...I saw a
pic of it on the back of the Klingspor catalog. Definitely orange.
Definitely unique looking!

JP

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"Leon"

in reply to "Leon" on 01/07/2004 3:13 AM

03/07/2004 3:57 AM

There you go. Neither one of us were imagining this, were we. ;~)


"Groggy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "Leon" wrote in message ...
> > While both layed side by side partially
> > assembled and or disassembled I think I heard a little growl come from
> one
> > of them.
>
> hee! A while ago I brought home a shiny new LN Low Angle block plane. I
> swear I heard a hiss from the Satanley number 4 when I sat it on the shelf
> next to it.
>
> Greg
>
>

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"Leon"

in reply to "Leon" on 01/07/2004 3:13 AM

02/07/2004 3:42 AM


"Greg Millen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> The old Bosch is probably quite worried about the new kid in the flash
suit
> of armour.

You know Greg, I had both of the routers laying side by side on the work
bench this morning. The orange one needed a spring-dec-te-me. The spring
had to be removed. The blue one needed a spring trans-plant. The springs
were gong back in this one. While both layed side by side partially
assembled and or disassembled I think I heard a little growl come from one
of them.


Ba

B a r r y

in reply to "Leon" on 01/07/2004 3:13 AM

03/07/2004 11:18 AM

On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 01:24:06 GMT, "Groggy" <[email protected]>
wrote:


>hee! A while ago I brought home a shiny new LN Low Angle block plane. I
>swear I heard a hiss from the Satanley number 4 when I sat it on the shelf
>next to it.
>
>Greg


Is that why my planes are sometimes rearranged? The eBay Stanleys are
fighting with the Veritas and LN planes? Are the LN's calling the
eBay planes "trailer trash" or picking on them 'cause they're old?
Are the specialized planes picking on the general purpose tools? What
about the Americans vs. the Canadians and British?

I don't even want to think about what the DJ-20 or the General 650 are
saying to the shop made router table in the dark! I hope the 650
dosen't suddenly refuse to speak English and secedes from the shop!

Damn, I never thought of this! There could be all kinds of political
problems in my shop!

Barry

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"Leon"

in reply to "Leon" on 01/07/2004 3:13 AM

03/07/2004 12:26 PM


"B a r r y" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...

> Damn, I never thought of this! There could be all kinds of political
> problems in my shop!

I hear you. You may need to to take some sensitivity training classes
too. LOL


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