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"JohnT."

08/11/2004 2:26 PM

rating tool porn

So, how would you rate "tool porn"?

Flyers and inserts from HD, Lowes, and Menards would be equivelant to
"horny girls want to talk to you" ads

Woodcrafters and rockler would be playboy-a nice "staple", so to speak

what else can you think up?


John


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loutent

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

08/11/2004 8:02 PM

Maybe I'm just cheap or something, but no matter how many times I get
the MLCS router/shaper bit catalog, the FULL SIZE diagrams with thick
carbide shaded in is something to behold.

Guess it's like that Japanese "anime'" stuff or whatever they call it.

(Prefer 3/4 bore to 1/2).

Lou

In article <I3Ujd.53$Pu6.20@trnddc04>, Mark Jerde
<[email protected]> wrote:

> JohnT. wrote:
> > So, how would you rate "tool porn"?
> >
> > Flyers and inserts from HD, Lowes, and Menards would be equivelant to
> > "horny girls want to talk to you" ads
> >
> > Woodcrafters and rockler would be playboy-a nice "staple", so to speak
> >
> > what else can you think up?
>
> Some flyers are so unattractive they're like the Sears & Roebuck catalog's
> underware section.
>
> Or the overcoat & overshoes section. Yuck!
>
> -- Mark
>
>

b

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

08/11/2004 7:43 PM

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 23:34:57 GMT, Unisaw A100 <[email protected]>
wrote:

>Auction notices.
>
>UA100


equals titty bar ads?

SC

Scott Cramer

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

09/11/2004 9:50 PM

WoodMangler <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> JohnT. did say:
>
>> So, how would you rate "tool porn"?
>>
>> Flyers and inserts from HD, Lowes, and Menards would be equivelant to
>> "horny girls want to talk to you" ads
>>
>> Woodcrafters and rockler would be playboy-a nice "staple", so to speak
>
> Bridge City Toolworks catalog would be a "Vegas guide to thousand dollar
> hookers".

Penn State Industries catalog would be the "Scranton guide to $60 hookers."

Aa

"AAvK"

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

08/11/2004 5:18 PM


> So, how would you rate "tool porn"?
> Flyers and inserts from HD, Lowes, and Menards would be equivelant to
> "horny girls want to talk to you" ads
> Woodcrafters and rockler would be playboy-a nice "staple", so to speak
> what else can you think up?
> John
>

eBay has a lot,

Now this is what I call "tool porn", peoples.... a fabulous Stanley
No. 46 dado plane with box and cutters:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6128299120

Please, someone give it a "rating", ay? I would like to see that. And, if
anyone has a set like this to donate to charity, I'll pay shipping!

Alex

JK

"Jay Knepper"

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

08/11/2004 8:34 PM


"Unisaw A100" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Paul in MN wrote:
>>I would guess the Grizzly catalog would be like Kim Basinger showing up
>>naked on your doorstep and wanting to see your tool(s)...
>
>
> Actually that would be like PeeWee Herman showing up and
> wanting to see your stool.
>
> UA100

UA

Unisaw A100

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

08/11/2004 11:36 PM

Paul in MN wrote:
>I would guess the Grizzly catalog would be like Kim Basinger showing up
>naked on your doorstep and wanting to see your tool(s)...


Actually that would be like PeeWee Herman showing up and
wanting to see your stool.

UA100

UA

Unisaw A100

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

08/11/2004 11:34 PM

Auction notices.

UA100

ma

max

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

08/11/2004 10:19 PM

The all time book of Porn would be the old Fine Woodworking magazines. Full
color glossy images of tools as well as full page listings of heavily
discounted tools. I have a couple of FWW from a year ago and the full page
listings are gone.
max

> On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 14:26:40 -0600, "JohnT." <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>> So, how would you rate "tool porn"?
>>
>> Flyers and inserts from HD, Lowes, and Menards would be equivelant to
>> "horny girls want to talk to you" ads
>>
>> Woodcrafters and rockler would be playboy-a nice "staple", so to speak
>>
>> what else can you think up?
>>
>>
>> John
>
>
> garrett wade's old catalogs were the fancy swedish stuff...

MJ

"Mark Jerde"

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

09/11/2004 12:20 AM

JohnT. wrote:
> So, how would you rate "tool porn"?
>
> Flyers and inserts from HD, Lowes, and Menards would be equivelant to
> "horny girls want to talk to you" ads
>
> Woodcrafters and rockler would be playboy-a nice "staple", so to speak
>
> what else can you think up?

Some flyers are so unattractive they're like the Sears & Roebuck catalog's
underware section.

Or the overcoat & overshoes section. Yuck!

-- Mark

FK

"Frank Ketchum"

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

08/11/2004 10:57 PM


"JohnT." <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...

>
> what else can you think up?
>

Harbor Freight - $10 hooker

ER

"Eric Ryder"

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

09/11/2004 4:06 PM


"JohnT." <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> So, how would you rate "tool porn"?
>
> Flyers and inserts from HD, Lowes, and Menards would be equivelant to
> "horny girls want to talk to you" ads
>
> Woodcrafters and rockler would be playboy-a nice "staple", so to speak
>
> what else can you think up?
>
>
> John
>

Japan Woodworker - exotic, expensive....mmmm

Aa

"AAvK"

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

08/11/2004 6:45 PM


> Reminds me of that old one...
> Name two famous people who have been shot in the head at a theatre.....
> 1) Abraham Lincoln
> 2) The guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman
>
>
Well now I have far too much to say, but perhaps I should not.

Alex

cC

[email protected] (Chris Richmond - MD6-FDC ~)

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

09/11/2004 1:39 AM

In article <[email protected]>,
"JohnT." <[email protected]> writes:
>So, how would you rate "tool porn"?
>
>Flyers and inserts from HD, Lowes, and Menards would be equivelant to
>"horny girls want to talk to you" ads
>
>Woodcrafters and rockler would be playboy-a nice "staple", so to speak
>what else can you think up?

Are you talking about comparables to what you can get in "nice"
places or is your extream from the places you don't talk about
with your typical mother?

Lee Valley is pretty nice... How about those Lie Nielsen pinup
calanders...

Chris

--
Chris Richmond | I don't speak for Intel & vise versa

Br

Ba r r y

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

09/11/2004 12:18 AM

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 23:36:08 GMT, Unisaw A100 <[email protected]>
wrote:

>Paul in MN wrote:
>>I would guess the Grizzly catalog would be like Kim Basinger showing up
>>naked on your doorstep and wanting to see your tool(s)...
>
>
>Actually that would be like PeeWee Herman showing up and
>wanting to see your stool.
>
>UA100


I was thinking imported pirate copies of porno tapes.

They still do the job, but they're a little fuzzy and out of focus.

Barry

Pi

"Paul in MN"

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

09/11/2004 1:52 AM


"WoodMangler" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> AAvK did say:
>
> > So sickorola... you really think that, of that actor?
>
> Calling PeeWee Herman an actor borders on porn anyway...
>
> --
> New project = new tool. Hard and fast rule.
>
Reminds me of that old one...

Name two famous people who have been shot in the head at a theatre.....

1) Abraham Lincoln

2) The guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman


b

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

08/11/2004 2:53 PM

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 14:26:40 -0600, "JohnT." <[email protected]>
wrote:

>So, how would you rate "tool porn"?
>
>Flyers and inserts from HD, Lowes, and Menards would be equivelant to
>"horny girls want to talk to you" ads
>
>Woodcrafters and rockler would be playboy-a nice "staple", so to speak
>
>what else can you think up?
>
>
>John


garrett wade's old catalogs were the fancy swedish stuff...

LJ

Larry Jaques

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

08/11/2004 4:12 PM

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 17:28:53 -0500, WoodMangler
<[email protected]> calmly ranted:

>JohnT. did say:
>
>> So, how would you rate "tool porn"?
>>
>> Flyers and inserts from HD, Lowes, and Menards would be equivelant to
>> "horny girls want to talk to you" ads
>>
>> Woodcrafters and rockler would be playboy-a nice "staple", so to speak
>>
>> what else can you think up?
>
>Craftsman catalog would be the Amateur Girl Next Door porn.

No, that would be like the Farm Animal Next Door porn.

--
The State always moves slowly and grudgingly towards any purpose that
accrues to society's advantage, but moves rapidly and with alacrity
towards one that accrues to its own advantage; nor does it ever move
towards social purposes on its own initiative, but only under heavy
pressure, while its motion towards anti-social purposes is self-sprung.
- Albert Jay Nock
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Ww

WoodMangler

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

08/11/2004 5:28 PM

JohnT. did say:

> So, how would you rate "tool porn"?
>
> Flyers and inserts from HD, Lowes, and Menards would be equivelant to
> "horny girls want to talk to you" ads
>
> Woodcrafters and rockler would be playboy-a nice "staple", so to speak

Bridge City Toolworks catalog would be a "Vegas guide to thousand dollar
hookers".

--
New project = new tool. Hard and fast rule.

Ww

WoodMangler

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

08/11/2004 5:28 PM

JohnT. did say:

> So, how would you rate "tool porn"?
>
> Flyers and inserts from HD, Lowes, and Menards would be equivelant to
> "horny girls want to talk to you" ads
>
> Woodcrafters and rockler would be playboy-a nice "staple", so to speak
>
> what else can you think up?

Craftsman catalog would be the Amateur Girl Next Door porn.

Ww

WoodMangler

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

08/11/2004 5:32 PM

JohnT. did say:

> So, how would you rate "tool porn"?
>
> Flyers and inserts from HD, Lowes, and Menards would be equivelant to
> "horny girls want to talk to you" ads
>
> Woodcrafters and rockler would be playboy-a nice "staple", so to speak

Knight-Toolworks.com = Hustler. They aren't the prettiest, but they'll do
whatever you want...

--
New project = new tool. Hard and fast rule.

Ww

WoodMangler

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

08/11/2004 8:38 PM

AAvK did say:

> So sickorola... you really think that, of that actor?

Calling PeeWee Herman an actor borders on porn anyway...

--
New project = new tool. Hard and fast rule.

Pi

"Paul in MN"

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

08/11/2004 9:10 PM


"JohnT." <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> So, how would you rate "tool porn"?
>
> Flyers and inserts from HD, Lowes, and Menards would be equivelant to
> "horny girls want to talk to you" ads
>
> Woodcrafters and rockler would be playboy-a nice "staple", so to speak
>
> what else can you think up?
>
>
> John
>
I would guess the Grizzly catalog would be like Kim Basinger showing up
naked on your doorstep and wanting to see your tool(s)...

P.

r

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

08/11/2004 11:00 PM

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 14:26:40 -0600, "JohnT." <[email protected]>
wrote:

>So, how would you rate "tool porn"?
>
>Flyers and inserts from HD, Lowes, and Menards would be equivelant to
>"horny girls want to talk to you" ads
>
>Woodcrafters and rockler would be playboy-a nice "staple", so to speak
>
>what else can you think up?
>
>
>John
Dave Gingery's books on how to build an entire machine shop from
aluminum scrap is the really, really hardcore stuff.

Get any harder and you'll have the feds busting down your door.

--RC

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
Never get your philosophy from some guy who ended up in the looney bin.
-- Wiz Zumwalt

Aa

"AAvK"

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

08/11/2004 5:21 PM


> Actually that would be like PeeWee Herman showing up and
> wanting to see your stool.
> UA100


So sickorola... you really think that, of that actor?

Alex

Pi

"Paul in MN"

in reply to "JohnT." on 08/11/2004 2:26 PM

08/11/2004 11:54 PM


"Unisaw A100" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Paul in MN wrote:
> >I would guess the Grizzly catalog would be like Kim Basinger showing up
> >naked on your doorstep and wanting to see your tool(s)...
>
>
> Actually that would be like PeeWee Herman showing up and
> wanting to see your stool.
>
> UA100

Ewwwwww........must remove mental image.........


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