A prominent heart surgeon walks into the repair shop to check status
on his motorcycle overhaul. The mechanic calls him over from the
corner of the shop.
"Hey Doc. Look at this. I tear this bike engine down, remove all of
the parts, clean them, measure them and machine them as needed. Then
I put it back together and have it tuned and running to perfection.
How come I make $35,450 per year and you make more than a million."
The surgeon thinks for a moment, smiles and puts his hand on the
mechanic's shoulder.
"Ever try to do that with the engine running?"
On Apr 21, 8:55=A0pm, Zz Yzx <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Wed, 21 Apr 2010 13:15:53 -0700 (PDT), RonB <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> >A prominent heart surgeon walks into the repair shop to check status
> >on his motorcycle overhaul. =A0The mechanic calls him over from the
> >corner of the shop.
>
> >"Hey Doc. =A0Look at this. =A0I tear this bike engine down, remove all o=
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> >the parts, clean them, measure them and machine them as needed. =A0Then
> >I put it back together and have it tuned and running to perfection.
> >How come I make $35,450 per year and you make more than a million."
>
> >The surgeon thinks for a moment, smiles and puts his hand on the
> >mechanic's shoulder.
>
> >"Ever try to do that with the engine running?"
>
> .... "working only through the tailpipe?
>
> -Zz
The guy is a surgeon, not a proctologist <g>
RonB wrote:
> A prominent heart surgeon walks into the repair shop to check status
> on his motorcycle overhaul. The mechanic calls him over from the
> corner of the shop.
>
> "Hey Doc. Look at this. I tear this bike engine down, remove all of
> the parts, clean them, measure them and machine them as needed. Then
> I put it back together and have it tuned and running to perfection.
> How come I make $35,450 per year and you make more than a million."
>
> The surgeon thinks for a moment, smiles and puts his hand on the
> mechanic's shoulder.
>
> "Ever try to do that with the engine running?"
Then the mechanic puts his hand on the cardiologist's shoulder and says:
"There are many things we still don't fully understand about the
carburetor."
On Wed, 21 Apr 2010 13:15:53 -0700 (PDT), RonB <[email protected]>
wrote:
>A prominent heart surgeon walks into the repair shop to check status
>on his motorcycle overhaul. The mechanic calls him over from the
>corner of the shop.
>
>"Hey Doc. Look at this. I tear this bike engine down, remove all of
>the parts, clean them, measure them and machine them as needed. Then
>I put it back together and have it tuned and running to perfection.
>How come I make $35,450 per year and you make more than a million."
>
>The surgeon thinks for a moment, smiles and puts his hand on the
>mechanic's shoulder.
>
>"Ever try to do that with the engine running?"
.... "working only through the tailpipe?
-Zz