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"Lew Hodgett"

15/09/2010 2:13 PM

O/T: New Top Ten List

Enjoy

Lew
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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

And here we go...

#10 -You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for
a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!






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"Mike Marlow"

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 15/09/2010 2:13 PM

16/09/2010 12:37 AM

notbob wrote:
> On 2010-09-15, Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Enjoy
>>
>> Lew
>> -----------------------------------
>> Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
>
> Cute.
>
> OTOH, one major drawback to guns over women. You can only get a blow
> job from a gun ONCE! ;)
>

...and that is different from a woman in exactly what respect?

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-Mike-
[email protected]

nn

notbob

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 15/09/2010 2:13 PM

15/09/2010 9:58 PM

On 2010-09-15, Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote:
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> -----------------------------------
> Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Cute.

OTOH, one major drawback to guns over women. You can only get a blow
job from a gun ONCE! ;)

nb


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