On Wed, 6 Apr 2011 16:25:25 -0700, "Lobby Dosser" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>"Larry Jaques" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> On Wed, 6 Apr 2011 09:24:21 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>On Apr 6, 10:38 am, Larry Jaques <[email protected]>
>>>wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 06 Apr 2011 01:40:17 -0400, Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >I was taken aback when I first read the title. Then I realized they
>>>> >were
>>>> >talking about airplanes...
>>>>
>>>> It's politically incorrect to refer to stewardesses in that manner,
>>>> sir. <knowing wink>
>>>
>>>Flight Attendants, as they're called, come in a variety of sexes.
>>>Quite a variety.
>>
>> Yabbut, I wanted to limit my joke to only _1_ of the three flavors.
>>
>
>Three? More like five or six.
Three. Male, Female, and Hermaphrodite (both.) Transite doesn't
count because they're turned from one into the other, M-F or F-M.
We can't count midget, Bobbitted, transvestites on steroids, either.
--
From the Book of Aussie Bush Etiquette:
Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
On Apr 6, 1:40=A0am, Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
> I was taken aback when I first read the title. Then I realized they were
> talking about airplanes...
Cracks in Southwest's planes sure adds a new meaning to their
advertising claim that "Bags fly free".
On Thu, 7 Apr 2011 20:32:37 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy
<[email protected]> wrote:
>On Apr 7, 9:19Â pm, Larry Jaques <[email protected]> wrote:
>> On Wed, 6 Apr 2011 16:25:25 -0700, "Lobby Dosser" <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >"Larry Jaques" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> >news:[email protected]...
>> >> On Wed, 6 Apr 2011 09:24:21 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy
>> >> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >>>On Apr 6, 10:38 am, Larry Jaques <[email protected]>
>> >>>wrote:
>> >>>> On Wed, 06 Apr 2011 01:40:17 -0400, Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >>>> >I was taken aback when I first read the title. Then I realized they
>> >>>> >were
>> >>>> >talking about airplanes...
>>
>> >>>> It's politically incorrect to refer to stewardesses in that manner,
>> >>>> sir. <knowing wink>
>>
>> >>>Flight Attendants, as they're called, come in a variety of sexes.
>> >>>Quite a variety.
>>
>> >> Yabbut, I wanted to limit my joke to only _1_ of the three flavors.
>>
>> >Three? More like five or six.
>>
>> Three. Â Male, Female, and Hermaphrodite (both.) Â Transite doesn't
>> count because they're turned from one into the other, M-F or F-M.
>>
>> We can't count midget, Bobbitted, transvestites on steroids, either.
>>
>You forgot Celine Dion'd.. no sex at all. Dead, inert, neutral
>nothingness.
PLEASE, Toy. You're scaring the children.
--
From the Book of Aussie Bush Etiquette:
Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
On Apr 7, 2:27=A0am, Larry Jaques <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Wed, 06 Apr 2011 15:55:18 -0400, Gerald Ross <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> >Larry Jaques wrote:
> >> On Wed, 06 Apr 2011 01:40:17 -0400, Bill<[email protected]> =A0wrote:
>
> >>>I was taken aback when I first read the title. Then I realized they we=
re
> >>>talking about airplanes...
>
> >> It's politically incorrect to refer to stewardesses in that manner,
> >> sir.<knowing wink>
>
> >Reminds me of the ancient saying of Confucius: =A0Women pilots who fly
> >upside down sure to have crackup.
>
> I heard that one as
>
> "Woman who fly upside down have big hairy crack up."
>
> --
> From the Book of Aussie Bush Etiquette:
>
> Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
He quacks up.
On Apr 7, 9:19=A0pm, Larry Jaques <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Wed, 6 Apr 2011 16:25:25 -0700, "Lobby Dosser" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> >"Larry Jaques" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >news:[email protected]...
> >> On Wed, 6 Apr 2011 09:24:21 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy
> >> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >>>On Apr 6, 10:38 am, Larry Jaques <[email protected]>
> >>>wrote:
> >>>> On Wed, 06 Apr 2011 01:40:17 -0400, Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >>>> >I was taken aback when I first read the title. Then I realized they
> >>>> >were
> >>>> >talking about airplanes...
>
> >>>> It's politically incorrect to refer to stewardesses in that manner,
> >>>> sir. <knowing wink>
>
> >>>Flight Attendants, as they're called, come in a variety of sexes.
> >>>Quite a variety.
>
> >> Yabbut, I wanted to limit my joke to only _1_ of the three flavors.
>
> >Three? More like five or six.
>
> Three. =A0Male, Female, and Hermaphrodite (both.) =A0Transite doesn't
> count because they're turned from one into the other, M-F or F-M.
>
> We can't count midget, Bobbitted, transvestites on steroids, either.
>
You forgot Celine Dion'd.. no sex at all. Dead, inert, neutral
nothingness.
On Wed, 06 Apr 2011 01:40:17 -0400, Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>I was taken aback when I first read the title. Then I realized they were
>talking about airplanes...
It's politically incorrect to refer to stewardesses in that manner,
sir. <knowing wink>
--
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for
anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one
tumble down the stairs.
"Bill" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> I was taken aback when I first read the title. Then I realized they were
> talking about airplanes...
Funny how the educated media can always make a mountain out of a mole hill.
The Grand Canyon, the biggest crack found in the southwest plains, was one
doosey of a news day.
Larry Jaques wrote:
> On Wed, 06 Apr 2011 01:40:17 -0400, Bill<[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>
>>I was taken aback when I first read the title. Then I realized they were
>>talking about airplanes...
>
> It's politically incorrect to refer to stewardesses in that manner,
> sir.<knowing wink>
Reminds me of the ancient saying of Confucius: Women pilots who fly
upside down sure to have crackup.
--
Gerald Ross
Cochran, GA
Politics is the entertainment branch
of industry.
On Apr 6, 10:38=A0am, Larry Jaques <[email protected]>
wrote:
> On Wed, 06 Apr 2011 01:40:17 -0400, Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >I was taken aback when I first read the title. Then I realized they were
> >talking about airplanes...
>
> It's politically incorrect to refer to stewardesses in that manner,
> sir. =A0<knowing wink>
>
Flight Attendants, as they're called, come in a variety of sexes.
Quite a variety.
On Apr 6, 1:40=A0am, Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
> I was taken aback when I first read the title. Then I realized they were
> talking about airplanes...
They're still flying those old Norrises?
On Wed, 6 Apr 2011 09:24:21 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy
<[email protected]> wrote:
>On Apr 6, 10:38Â am, Larry Jaques <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>> On Wed, 06 Apr 2011 01:40:17 -0400, Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >I was taken aback when I first read the title. Then I realized they were
>> >talking about airplanes...
>>
>> It's politically incorrect to refer to stewardesses in that manner,
>> sir. Â <knowing wink>
>
>Flight Attendants, as they're called, come in a variety of sexes.
>Quite a variety.
Yabbut, I wanted to limit my joke to only _1_ of the three flavors.
--
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for
anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one
tumble down the stairs.
On Wed, 06 Apr 2011 15:55:18 -0400, Gerald Ross <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Larry Jaques wrote:
>> On Wed, 06 Apr 2011 01:40:17 -0400, Bill<[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>I was taken aback when I first read the title. Then I realized they were
>>>talking about airplanes...
>>
>> It's politically incorrect to refer to stewardesses in that manner,
>> sir.<knowing wink>
>
>Reminds me of the ancient saying of Confucius: Women pilots who fly
>upside down sure to have crackup.
I heard that one as
"Woman who fly upside down have big hairy crack up."
--
From the Book of Aussie Bush Etiquette:
Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
"Bill" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> I was taken aback when I first read the title. Then I realized they were
> talking about airplanes...
ROTFL!!!
It took a while, but boy when I finally got it ...
"Larry Jaques" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Wed, 6 Apr 2011 09:24:21 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>On Apr 6, 10:38 am, Larry Jaques <[email protected]>
>>wrote:
>>> On Wed, 06 Apr 2011 01:40:17 -0400, Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>> >I was taken aback when I first read the title. Then I realized they
>>> >were
>>> >talking about airplanes...
>>>
>>> It's politically incorrect to refer to stewardesses in that manner,
>>> sir. <knowing wink>
>>
>>Flight Attendants, as they're called, come in a variety of sexes.
>>Quite a variety.
>
> Yabbut, I wanted to limit my joke to only _1_ of the three flavors.
>
Three? More like five or six.
"Larry Jaques" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Wed, 6 Apr 2011 16:25:25 -0700, "Lobby Dosser" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>>"Larry Jaques" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected]...
>>> On Wed, 6 Apr 2011 09:24:21 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy
>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Apr 6, 10:38 am, Larry Jaques <[email protected]>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 06 Apr 2011 01:40:17 -0400, Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >I was taken aback when I first read the title. Then I realized they
>>>>> >were
>>>>> >talking about airplanes...
>>>>>
>>>>> It's politically incorrect to refer to stewardesses in that manner,
>>>>> sir. <knowing wink>
>>>>
>>>>Flight Attendants, as they're called, come in a variety of sexes.
>>>>Quite a variety.
>>>
>>> Yabbut, I wanted to limit my joke to only _1_ of the three flavors.
>>>
>>
>>Three? More like five or six.
>
> Three. Male, Female, and Hermaphrodite (both.) Transite doesn't
> count because they're turned from one into the other, M-F or F-M.
>
> We can't count midget, Bobbitted, transvestites on steroids, either.
Up here near the big city we got at least 5. Bi-female is now a sex
(gender). Not sure about Bi-Curious-Female. If it is, I'll need to Double
(wink, wink) my estimate ...