Courtesy of my 94 year old cousin (She doesn't play golf).
Enjoy
Lew
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Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of
marriage.
When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate,
painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years
they had been married.
She went on and on and on.
Neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and
unlovable,
an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course
of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,
the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen
to stand,
embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her
breasts and
massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her
husband Bob
watched with a raised eyebrow!
Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while
basking in the glow of being highly aroused.
The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at
least three times a week.
Can you do this?'
Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here
on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.
So bad there Lew!
Martin
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On 8/4/2010 2:00 AM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
> Courtesy of my 94 year old cousin (She doesn't play golf).
>
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> --------------------------------------
>
> Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of
> marriage.
>
> When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate,
> painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years
> they had been married.
>
> She went on and on and on.
>
> Neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and
> unlovable,
> an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course
> of their marriage.
>
> Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,
> the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen
> to stand,
> embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her
> breasts and
> massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her
> husband Bob
> watched with a raised eyebrow!
>
> Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while
> basking in the glow of being highly aroused.
>
> The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at
> least three times a week.
>
> Can you do this?'
>
> Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here
> on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.
>
>
>
>
>
>
On Aug 4, 3:00=A0am, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Courtesy of my 94 year old cousin (She doesn't play golf).
>
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> --------------------------------------
>
> Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of
> marriage.
>
> When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate,
> painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years
> they had been married.
>
> She went on and on and on.
>
> Neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and
> unlovable,
> an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course
> of their marriage.
>
> Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,
> the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen
> to stand,
> embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her
> breasts and
> massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her
> husband Bob
> watched with a raised eyebrow!
>
> Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while
> basking in the glow of being highly aroused.
>
> The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at
> least three times a week.
>
> Can you do this?'
>
> Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here
> on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.
A bad hook from the T and the golfball ended up flying over a fence
and shattering the windshield of a school bus sending it into a ditch.
All aboard were fine, but the bus driver was some pissed and jumped
the fence of the golf course and started to rant and rave at the
golfer. "LOOK at what you DID!!!" WHAT are you going to do about
it?????"
The golfer thought for a few seconds and said: "maybe if I move my
right foot back a bit and my thumb a bit more to the left=85.?"