Enjoy
Lew
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While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer
cooler.
One nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cold beer or two taste
wonderful
on a hot summer evening?"
The second nun answered, "Indeed it would sister, but I would not feel
comfortable
buying beer as I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout."
"I can handle that without a problem." she replied as she picked up a
six-pack and
headed for the checkout.
"The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns
arrived with a six-pack of beer.
One of the nuns explained "We use beer for washing our hair, a shampoo
of sort, if you will."
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled
out a package of pretzel sticks
and placed them in the bag with the beer.
He looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and said,
"The curlers are on the house."
On Aug 30, 10:29=A0pm, [email protected] (Doug Miller) wrote:
> In article <[email protected]>, "Lew Hodgett" <s=
[email protected]> wrote:
> >Enjoy
>
> >Lew
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> >While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer
> >cooler.
>
> It wasn't funny the first time you posted it, either.
You wouldn't know 'funny' if it bit you in the ass.
In article <[email protected]>, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
>Enjoy
>
>Lew
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>While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer
>cooler.
>
It wasn't funny the first time you posted it, either.