Enjoy the holiday season your way
Lew
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-Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
-Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?
-No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
-Cocaine is Gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
-If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool
who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
-If you don't die from it -- it is healthy.
-If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going
on.
-One good turn gets most of the blankets.
-It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those who
can't.
-It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is how
he found out.
-My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.
-There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
-Life is sexually transmitted.
-Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
-An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
-If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn fool.
-Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply
awful.
-No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong.
-You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
-Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles.
On Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:50:41 -0800, "Lew Hodgett"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Enjoy the holiday season your way
>Lew
>=================================
>-Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
>
>-Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
>
>-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
>
>-If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?
>
>-No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
>
>-Cocaine is Gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
s/Cocaine/Festool/
>-If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool
> who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
>
>-If you don't die from it -- it is healthy.
>
>-If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going
>on.
>
>-One good turn gets most of the blankets.
>
>-It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
>
>-There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those who
>can't.
>
>-It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is how
> he found out.
>
>-My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.
>
>-There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
>
>-Life is sexually transmitted.
>
>-Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
>
>-An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
>
>-If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn fool.
Get a bigger hammer (or unbreakable toy).
>-Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply
>awful.
>
>-No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong.
>
>-You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
>
>-Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles.
>
>